I say we locate this bountiful Big Ben collector and her clocks! One of us can run interference while other Sisters Of The Junk wind and set her ticking time bombs to go off in succession after succession of mind-numbing madness.
As we explain to her that we only purchase clocks that have precise pitch and tonal qualities, (hence the need to listen to every alarm) she will undoubtedly declare an instant blue light special and "wha la"...we split the kitty.
I cannot believe I just suggested such a scheme. I am truly ashamed. I don't know what came over me. I have an overabundance of clocks as it is. I don't need any more. But if I DID choose one, it would be the one with the black face and rhinestone jewels surrounding the outer perimeter.
OOPS! There I go again. I must be a fiend. Am now checking the phone book for the nearest chapter of alclockholics anonymous. I need intervention. : O