Amendment: Don't get caught by selfish neighbors.
Same night as the above post, I happened along a bead-board backed shelf of some sort at a DIFFERENT neighbor's house. Should have swiped it on the first drive-by, but my car was laden down with eight cushions and two accomplices...my two teens (great kids). The second time we drove back for the shelf...the neighbor came out of his front door and gruffly asked if he could HELP me.
Does that fella even realize the full ramifications of that question?
Possible answers:
1) "No, not unless you are a licensed healthcare professional."
2) "Sure, brawny fella! Could ya' lift this shelf into my trunk?"
3) "In fact, you can. Are there any more shelves where this little
beauty came from?"
4) "Indeed! You can go back inside while I rifle through your trash."
The answer I gave? "Okay, I am leaving now."